The most momentous lag i ever had.

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The most momentous lag i ever had.

Post by Im 'corneum » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:04 pm

let me share you the story of the worst lagg i ever had. but by "worst" i dont mean it was the heaviest lagg, i mean it was a lagg that caused the most sadness and disbelief i ever had in teeworlds.

but let me start from 3 hours ago: i set myself the goal to finish the map Hitode by sushi (this time legit) so i went on my homeserver and looked for cuts. i watched videos of the map and tried to recreate the cheats. i realized that thiose were too hard for me so i searched for my own cheats. after 2 hours of searching i dound a row of cheats that i could do if i tryhard for a couple of days. i remembered the angle at which i have to put my weapon, i remembered the x-position at which i have to fall... i practiced the cuts for 2 hours..
and then, i felt ready, ready to begin with the tryharding.
actually the hardest part of the map was the beginning, luckyly and to my suprise in my very first attempt i did. so i went on in the map and when i reached the second faily point i also did it first try on the servers. (i was already shaking at this point)
then came the third and probably most faily part. i pussed out twice but on the third time i went straight through it...
i thought "this cant be!!" so i had to calm myself because i still had 2 very faily bits infront of me.
but guess what, I DID IT! i was standing in a point of the map where i successfully did all faily parts of the map. i only had to do 2 normal parts and i was finished. .......
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"did..... did this really just happen?"
do you see that spike in the graph? this is the worst lagg i ever had.
within seconds my mood went from anxiety to total happyness to absoulute depression.
do you know that bitter taste in your mouth when something terrible happened? i had that.
i lost all motivation to run this map any further. because i almost skipped hours of tryharding. and every second i spend on this map i will be thinking about this one.damn.lagg

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Re: The most momentous lag i ever had.

Post by deen » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:38 pm

Ouch, any idea what caused the lag?

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Re: The most momentous lag i ever had.

Post by Im 'corneum » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:23 pm

no, i always have those mini spikes. this one was just very unfortunate
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Re: The most momentous lag i ever had.

Post by Gwendal » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:24 pm

Go back to editor now then we need good maps

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Re: The most momentous lag i ever had.

Post by stompie » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:31 pm

atleast you got it in the end :D
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Re: The most momentous lag i ever had.

Post by Im 'corneum » Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:30 pm

stompie wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:31 pm
atleast you got it in the end :D
yes but i needed to figure a out another cut.
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Re: The most momentous lag i ever had.

Post by brokecdx » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 am

This happens to me during European day time always at least once or twice in a race unfortunately that issue is not caused by ddnet I have ton's of screenshots when i lag but I fixed my mini lag spikes by using Ethernet instead of wlan
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