The Ultimate Guide to Get Your Maps Released

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The Ultimate Guide to Get Your Maps Released

Post by Kintaro* » Sat Jul 30, 2016 12:10 am

-----> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!START HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-----

Press X for shooting and arrowkeys to dodge the bad english

Before we start sharing the secrets of all "GOOD" mappers..

Little Challange for all who actually gonna read this. I added wrong/bad/unskilled english sentences. Can you count all 10?

Let me pls tell my right now that my english is under all pig! Thank you for understanding!

HELLO!!! and welcome to...

"The ultimate guide to get every map realeased on ddnet 100% foolproofed by me whos releasing shit maps since 0.4vBotLoLnameisnteventoolongmakeahashtag4it ........Guide"

Requirements are at least one Computermouse + Keyboard and you need connection to the WWW (How to fool the childlock on Router Guide coming soon)


Check these before you start creating maps by your own using creativity shit

-Did you get latest verion of "TeeworldsAutoMakeMapEditorv0.0045"

- did you steal enough parts and design of most finished map in DDNET so most player feel like they where here before but cant remember (Confusion is often used by "GOOD" mappers)


NOW! :

- Choose only 1 of this difficulties:

Extremly boring copy pasterino all feels the same over n over again but the Logo is cool Map!

or


Genericflooded imsounique parts only mapper will finsih 420 noscope that 1 pixle edgehook much skill wow Map!


both got cool features but as with most thing in life there is always a bad side too

In first one you will get more 9-11 year old kids who like the colour of your map and think you re god (you can impove this by making your Gamename bigger than the Logo)
Bad side of it is that most of your FANS are really young. And after all these years playing your colourful maps they might to become gay and the world die!

In the 2nd you wont have any friends in upcoming future cause you want to be with plebs.
At least you will get some apprentices over the time who will do everything for you Senpai. They will also play other Games w/ you. And it feels nice to show your Teeworlds Hookskill after going 0 - 8 in 7min seriously ..wTf..!! sry

Which one you choose wont change the way we start and end the Map but it will change - Your Teeworlds career-


Okay now you chose your DIFFICULTY ! (knowing this is always a good way to show testers that you knowing your map and take this shit seriously)


Take the already created Layers from your stolen (in most scenes they call it inspired on forumtopics) Map. Here you can save much time.

The easy map gametiles :

Always use the hookable one. You can sometimes be a little bit crazy and add 1 unhook anywhere but dont overreact for now cause most player will stuck here and dont know what to do. To prevent stucks you have to...OH!..you already know it. GJ Mate keep going!
Use the "black transparet tile" for most of your parts! They are called "Breaks". If you touch it or sinking in you can lean back and enjoying game. As we all know DDRace is a team based game! And breaks are always good cause moms comes in every 2 min shouting. Change the Breaks randomly. It dont have to be 50-50! You can go till 99%. 100% will be a dummy map and that is other business!
Most Maps are 90-91% :)
Most of your Players will be afraid of going into the dark black Breaks. So you have to make sure that they feel 100% save. Spam "BLUE" Teleports more than 10 lines to make sure your friend wont fall through 10 BLUE teleporter. (Always add respawn at the ground that your Player wont get an heartattack falling down!!!)
Some of your most workless player might talking the Myths about the other server....the other side..The BRUTAL SERVER! You have to make sure to keep this CHEATERS Out of your map! And there is a really simple way to disconnect them as much as possible. Make spawnroom rly rly tiny so there is no chance he can drag one of you without getting blocked every time casue there is a tee standing afk at every corner!

No go outside and -not to far- and try to be creative :)


The ur2low wtf killtiles here? map gametiles :

(Now you think "OH Papataro this is to much new things here - cant save it all for now )
NO Problem Senpakin is just here to say : Just do the same but with a twist!


We want unhook everywhere (and i will say this again...Do not exaggerate!) and randomly add killtiles. This looks difficult even when its not - Sometimes a NovicePLEB could connect to wrong server and get hardly confused. (May cause a lost of your Community cause of DEINSTAL)

Ooohhhkkay Parts are done!Now the Gameplay... to get much higher points and respect from testers! (This is actually unnecessary what they think cause "aaa"
is the only one say yes or no! The Mapping Posts was created to created an illusion were plebs would think they are a part of something like a community)
Problem here aaa dont gives shit about anything and go party hard with his Testing Dudes.. Party will mostly become to hard that all fall in a big deep coma.
So seeing your map will release will take a while----------------hm-------hello?-----------"can members see my post?" at BugTopics--------quited tw ---started again at release BEST GAME LOOL


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The GAMEPLAY


Step 1 :

Just make the Spawnroom as big as you can!
Most "Testers" dont play the map. They just want to know if design is cool and where is it stolen from.
Which much Space you will confuse them cause they never saw something like this before.

Step 2 :
After you got the spawnroom ask all your Skypelist if one of them make epic Logo 4 u.


The SOCIAL MEDIA:

Create YouTube Channel :
-Channel name with "tee" in it -> this shows plebs you are a specializing pro Gamer Channel 4 TEEWORLDS!

Facebookpage :
-Create 1 and always spam your YT Links into it. I advise you to get a employee who have to spam invites 24/7 to your friends (Hot Girl Avatar needed - adding soon) so you can increase your Views


Change the names of YouTube and Facebook with so many words you can find here on this trusted link If you get till here ...GJ You finally got your first 23 suuuubs.. quiting job comin soon ....guide

Cause we didnt check that we copied (Pros call it APPEND) 100x of entities in our map by pasting parts and design into it the map now took over 5mb---oh yea moafoa!!! 5000bytes in dadeiiiiz in 2k16. Buy new mouse and delete that 4569 entities (TIP : left and right click work). Focus and watch out so that you dont delete your own entiti.. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!



Badly we didnt saved again -


so just keep the Map like it is now with the starting room and the cool Logo you bought on trusted websites like teeworldslogocreater24.com - use Taro to get 1 random Mapname in the incoming TeeworldsmapcreatorAppNoAdds App



You have to sell the Map like it would be your own now and present it as big and best as you can!

Add random Pictures and created X420GetRekTRandomeMapnameHERExlolx TRAILER. Useing your Power of your subs to more confident as your opponent!


Count how many plebs actually wanna play it right now! DDOS incomin till release - Thats good and make a little pressure cause DDNET needs more MONEY and get fastly mad if u ddos!


Final thoughts now...





its not the gameplay difficulty or design..









its about fans!!






IF ALL YOU DID IS SKIP READING THIS SHIT - THERE IS ONE LAST THING YOU CAN DO! IT DONT MATTER HOW HARD OR BIG THE MAP IS!!













come closer












closer










the trick is..
























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change name to "Aoe"










Thx for reading my little Guide hope you enjoyed at least a bit. I dont want to tilt anyone Teeworlds and DDNET is like it is so thanks to all
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Mappers keeping DDNET always up to date with more food.

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Re: The Ultimate Guide to Get Your Maps Released

Post by Im 'corneum » Sat Jul 30, 2016 12:28 am

Sad but true... I have a bunch of maps in forum for soo long, and some are "close to release" for weeks now.

Soon(probably in 3 weeks) i will spam the forum with the rest of my maps
reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight

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Re: The Ultimate Guide to Get Your Maps Released

Post by hi_leute_gll » Sat Jul 30, 2016 1:11 am

Haha, I love the sarcastic way you point out many true things.
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Re: The Ultimate Guide to Get Your Maps Released

Post by Ryozuki » Sat Jul 30, 2016 2:04 am

This is a masterpiece

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Re: The Ultimate Guide to Get Your Maps Released

Post by Index » Sun Jul 31, 2016 10:34 am

Didn't really expect this, but its truly amazing :3
Totally agree with Ryozuki, it's simply a masterpiece.

I fixed some minor bbcode formatting errors (hope they were not intended ._.)
I also won't link it to the tutorial list for obvious reasons. But the thread should definitely stay here!

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Re: The Ultimate Guide to Get Your Maps Released

Post by timakro » Thu Aug 11, 2016 4:21 pm

I enjoyed reading this a lot, very helpful! (no sarcasm) Used this for our newest map https://forum.ddnet.tw/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=4085!

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Re: The Ultimate Guide to Get Your Maps Released

Post by xPeke » Sat Aug 13, 2016 1:05 am

Kintaro* wrote: Now the Gameplay... to get much higher points and respect from testers! (This is actually unnecessary what they think cause "aaa"
is the only one say yes or no! The Mapping Posts was created to created an illusion were plebs would think they are a part of something like a community)
So true ...

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Re: The Ultimate Guide to Get Your Maps Released

Post by Skyrel » Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:41 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: agreed with the part that =xpeke= wrote
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Re: The Ultimate Guide to Get Your Maps Released

Post by Konsti » Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:09 pm

Why this is so fucking true? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :roll:
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Re: The Ultimate Guide to Get Your Maps Released

Post by ThumpaDaBumpa » Mon Jun 05, 2017 7:40 pm

I count approximatly 73 grammar/spelling mistakes, and that isn't even including the ones you told us to look for XD

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